Top Ten Things Usain Bolt Could Have Done With the Extra Time He Had in the 100m Olympic sprint
- Mine for his own gold to be used in his Gold Medal.
- Send the other runners a postcard that says, "Wish you were here."
- Put on a pair of pants.
- Teach Britney Spears how to be a good parent.
- Wait in line for an iPhone.
- Get a tattoo that says, "My other legs are friggin' rocket boosters!"
- Write a letter to the other runners explaining that he was writing to them from the future and telling them that he had already won.
- Give an interview about the Gold Medal he was about to win.
- Set up a camera with a timer so that he can have his own copy of the photo finish.
- Bake a huge cake, get inside of it, and surprise the other runners as they cross the finish line.
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Former 200m world record holder Michael Johnson, commentating for the BBC on Thursday, August 20, 2009: said that Usain Bolt will not break his 200 metres world record later on that day (in the 200M World Championships final) because he's been exerting himself a lot and showing signs of fatigue.
Bolt smashed 0.11 seconds of his own record in the race later that day!